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Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Josh Berkus
Дата:
All:

We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
is "about".

Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
provide the text and some ideas.

Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/

Example good themes include:

9.0: Replication Made Easy

9.2: Racecar-like Performance

--
Josh Berkus
PostgreSQL Experts Inc.
http://pgexperts.com


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Andres Freund
Дата:
On 2014-05-05 15:43:19 -0700, Josh Berkus wrote:
> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> is "about".
>
> Example good themes include:
>
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance

9.4: It doesn't get simpler.

Greetings,

Andres Freund

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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Josh Berkus
Дата:
On 05/05/2014 03:52 PM, Andres Freund wrote:
> On 2014-05-05 15:43:19 -0700, Josh Berkus wrote:
>> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
>> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
>> is "about".
>>
>> Example good themes include:
>>
>> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>>
>> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>
> 9.4: It doesn't get simpler.

I certainly hope some things get simpler than 9.4, especially where
recovery.conf is concerned.  ;-)

Or is that a backhanded way of saying "Postgres just gets more
complicated from here"?

--
Josh Berkus
PostgreSQL Experts Inc.
http://pgexperts.com


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
"Jonathan S. Katz"
Дата:
On May 5, 2014, at 6:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:

> All:
>
> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> is "about".
>
> Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
> one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
> with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
> can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
> provide the text and some ideas.
>
> Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>
> Example good themes include:
>
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance

Not saying I like all (if any) of these ideas, but:

* 9.4:  Your Relational Database, Reimagined
    - PostgreSQL 9.4 gives you the flexibility of efficiently storing and retrieving JSON along with the security of
thepast 15+ years of relational database development 

* NoSQL + YeSQL = PostgreSQL 9.4

* Flexible, Fast, and Reliable - PostgreSQL 9.4

Jonathan

Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Gilles Darold
Дата:
Le 06/05/2014 00:43, Josh Berkus a écrit :
> All:
>
> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> is "about".
>
> Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
> one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
> with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
> can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
> provide the text and some ideas.
>
> Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>
> Example good themes include:
>
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>

Why not :

  * PostgreSQL 9.4, extending NoSQL capabilities

if this is the main feature we want to put ahead ?

--
Gilles Darold
http://dalibo.com - http://dalibo.org



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
David Fetter
Дата:
On Mon, May 05, 2014 at 07:03:41PM -0400, Jonathan S. Katz wrote:
> On May 5, 2014, at 6:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
>
> > All:
> >
> > We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> > of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> > is "about".
> >
> > Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
> > one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
> > with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
> > can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
> > provide the text and some ideas.
> >
> > Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
> >
> > Example good themes include:
> >
> > 9.0: Replication Made Easy
> >
> > 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>
> Not saying I like all (if any) of these ideas, but:
>
> * 9.4:  Your Relational Database, Reimagined
>     - PostgreSQL 9.4 gives you the flexibility of efficiently storing and retrieving JSON along with the security of
thepast 15+ years of relational database development 
>
> * NoSQL + YeSQL = PostgreSQL 9.4
>
> * Flexible, Fast, and Reliable - PostgreSQL 9.4

With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
applied back to just about any recent previous version.

How about:

9.4: More ways to database

?

Cheers,
David.
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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Gavin Flower
Дата:
On 06/05/14 11:12, Gilles Darold wrote:
Le 06/05/2014 00:43, Josh Berkus a écrit :
All:

We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
is "about".

Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
provide the text and some ideas.

Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/

Example good themes include:

9.0: Replication Made Easy

9.2: Racecar-like Performance

Why not :
 * PostgreSQL 9.4, extending NoSQL capabilities

if this is the main feature we want to put ahead ?

"PostgreSQL 9.4, extending NoSQL capabilities"
Hey, PostgreSQL does not use SQL!  I want a REAL database!  :-)


Cheers,
Gavin

Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Darren Duncan
Дата:
On 2014-05-05, 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
> Example good themes include:
>
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance

I think that the indexable jsonb support is probably the most marketable
feature, and that Postgres can now outperform many document-only DBMSs while
also still being the best current relational option.  With that in mind:

9.4: Have Your JSON and Index It Too

9.4: Best of Both Worlds (relational and document)

9.4: All Your Documents Are Belong To Us

9.4: Fast JSON With All the ACID

And I or others can probably think up more along those lines.

-- Darren Duncan



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Darren Duncan
Дата:
On 2014-05-05, 4:52 PM, Darren Duncan wrote:
> On 2014-05-05, 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
>> Example good themes include:
>>
>> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>>
>> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>
> I think that the indexable jsonb support is probably the most marketable
> feature, and that Postgres can now outperform many document-only DBMSs while
> also still being the best current relational option.  With that in mind:
>
> 9.4: Have Your JSON and Index It Too
>
> 9.4: Best of Both Worlds (relational and document)
>
> 9.4: All Your Documents Are Belong To Us
>
> 9.4: Fast JSON With All the ACID

9.4: JSON, Fast

9.4: JSON Without the Lead

9.4: Great JSON Taste, Without the Slack

-- Darren Duncan



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Carlos Espejo
Дата:
PostgreSQL 9.4: The agile database that pivots with you.

Sent from my iPhone 5S

> On May 5, 2014, at 8:20 PM, Darren Duncan <darren@darrenduncan.net> wrote:
>
>> On 2014-05-05, 4:52 PM, Darren Duncan wrote:
>>> On 2014-05-05, 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
>>> Example good themes include:
>>>
>>> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>>>
>>> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>>
>> I think that the indexable jsonb support is probably the most marketable
>> feature, and that Postgres can now outperform many document-only DBMSs while
>> also still being the best current relational option.  With that in mind:
>>
>> 9.4: Have Your JSON and Index It Too
>>
>> 9.4: Best of Both Worlds (relational and document)
>>
>> 9.4: All Your Documents Are Belong To Us
>>
>> 9.4: Fast JSON With All the ACID
>
> 9.4: JSON, Fast
>
> 9.4: JSON Without the Lead
>
> 9.4: Great JSON Taste, Without the Slack
>
> -- Darren Duncan
>
>
>
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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Adrian Klaver
Дата:
On 05/05/2014 03:43 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
> All:
>
> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> is "about".
>
> Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
> one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
> with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
> can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
> provide the text and some ideas.
>
> Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>
> Example good themes include:
>
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>


9.4: The home of choice.

9.4: Go forth and innovate.


And because I have to get them out my system:

9.4: Have your cake and eat it too.

9.4: The Veg-O-Matic of databases


--
Adrian Klaver
adrian.klaver@aklaver.com


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Darren Duncan
Дата:
On 2014-05-05, 5:40 PM, Adrian Klaver wrote:
> 9.4: Have your cake and eat it too.

I see we both had that idea, though I did a couple word swaps. -- Darren Duncan



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
David G Johnston
Дата:
9.4: No More MultiXact Bugs!

(Hopefully...)

Sorry, I couldn't resist but given 9.3 some attention to repairing the
damage should be considered - let you know if any ideas pop.

David J.



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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Dave Page
Дата:
On Tue, May 6, 2014 at 12:14 AM, David Fetter <david@fetter.org> wrote:
> On Mon, May 05, 2014 at 07:03:41PM -0400, Jonathan S. Katz wrote:
>> On May 5, 2014, at 6:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
>>
>> > All:
>> >
>> > We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
>> > of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
>> > is "about".
>> >
>> > Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
>> > one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
>> > with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
>> > can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
>> > provide the text and some ideas.
>> >
>> > Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>> >
>> > Example good themes include:
>> >
>> > 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>> >
>> > 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>>
>> Not saying I like all (if any) of these ideas, but:
>>
>> * 9.4:  Your Relational Database, Reimagined
>>       - PostgreSQL 9.4 gives you the flexibility of efficiently storing and retrieving JSON along with the security
ofthe past 15+ years of relational database development 
>>
>> * NoSQL + YeSQL = PostgreSQL 9.4
>>
>> * Flexible, Fast, and Reliable - PostgreSQL 9.4
>
> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
>
> How about:
>
> 9.4: More ways to database

I like that.

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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Michael Paquier
Дата:
On Tue, May 6, 2014 at 8:14 AM, David Fetter <david@fetter.org> wrote:
> On Mon, May 05, 2014 at 07:03:41PM -0400, Jonathan S. Katz wrote:
>> On May 5, 2014, at 6:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
>>
>> > All:
>> >
>> > We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
>> > of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
>> > is "about".
>> >
>> > Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
>> > one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
>> > with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
>> > can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
>> > provide the text and some ideas.
>> >
>> > Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>> >
>> > Example good themes include:
>> >
>> > 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>> >
>> > 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>>
>> Not saying I like all (if any) of these ideas, but:
>>
>> * 9.4:  Your Relational Database, Reimagined
>>       - PostgreSQL 9.4 gives you the flexibility of efficiently storing and retrieving JSON along with the security
ofthe past 15+ years of relational database development 
>>
>> * NoSQL + YeSQL = PostgreSQL 9.4
>>
>> * Flexible, Fast, and Reliable - PostgreSQL 9.4
>
> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
>
> How about:
>
> 9.4: More ways to database
That's nice. Most of the other things proposed tend to focus only on a
single feature.
--
Michael


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Dimitri Fontaine
Дата:
Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> writes:
> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> is "about".

9.4: PostgreSQL is YeSQL!

--
Dimitri Fontaine
http://2ndQuadrant.fr     PostgreSQL : Expertise, Formation et Support


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Chris Mair
Дата:
> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> is "about".

Perhaps
9.4: the universal database system
?

Bye,
Chris.




Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Milos Babic
Дата:

We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
is "about".


 
Maybe: 
PostgreSQL 9.4 Multi-Paradigm Database

Best,
Milos


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Korry Douglas
Дата:
>
> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
>
> How about:
>
> 9.4: More ways to database
+1


             -- Korry


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
"Gilberto Castillo"
Дата:

> On 06/05/14 11:12, Gilles Darold wrote:
>> Le 06/05/2014 00:43, Josh Berkus a écrit :
>>> All:
>>>
>>> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a
>>> lot
>>> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3
>>> release
>>> is "about".
>>>
>>> Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
>>> one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
>>> with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
>>> can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
>>> provide the text and some ideas.
>>>
>>> Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>>>
>>> Example good themes include:
>>>
>>> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>>>
>>> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>>>
>> Why not :
>>
>>    * PostgreSQL 9.4, extending NoSQL capabilities
>>
>> if this is the main feature we want to put ahead ?
>>
> "PostgreSQL 9.4, extending_*/NoSQL/*_  capabilities"
>
> Hey, PostgreSQL does not use SQL!  I want a REAL database!  :-)
>

9.4: We approach the unimaginable.

Saludos,
Gilberto Castillo
La Habana, Cuba
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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Bob Lunney
Дата:
On Monday, May 5, 2014 6:52 PM, Darren Duncan inspired:
>On 2014-05-05, 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
>> Example good themes include:
>>
>> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>>
>> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance

> I think that the indexable jsonb support is probably the most marketable
> feature, and that Postgres can now outperform many document-only DBMSs while
> also still being the best current relational option.  With that in mind:

> 9.4: Have Your JSON and Index It Too

> 9.4: Best of Both Worlds (relational and document)

> 9.4: All Your Documents Are Belong To Us
>
> 9.4: Fast JSON With All the ACID

> And I or others can probably think up more along those lines.

> -- Darren Duncan

9.4:  Your JSON on ACID

-- Bob Lunney


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
"Jonathan S. Katz"
Дата:
On May 5, 2014, at 7:14 PM, David Fetter <david@fetter.org> wrote:

> On Mon, May 05, 2014 at 07:03:41PM -0400, Jonathan S. Katz wrote:
>> On May 5, 2014, at 6:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
>>
>>> All:
>>>
>>> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
>>> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
>>> is "about".
>>>
>>> Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
>>> one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
>>> with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
>>> can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
>>> provide the text and some ideas.
>>>
>>> Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>>>
>>> Example good themes include:
>>>
>>> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>>>
>>> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>>
>> Not saying I like all (if any) of these ideas, but:
>>
>> * 9.4:  Your Relational Database, Reimagined
>>     - PostgreSQL 9.4 gives you the flexibility of efficiently storing and retrieving JSON along with the security of
thepast 15+ years of relational database development 
>>
>> * NoSQL + YeSQL = PostgreSQL 9.4
>>
>> * Flexible, Fast, and Reliable - PostgreSQL 9.4
>
> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
>
> How about:
>
> 9.4: More ways to database

We could just as easily say that about our other release, too :P

However, it is cute and clever and we can build a lot of different explanations off of it.

Jonathan

Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Petr Jelinek
Дата:
On 06/05/14 01:14, David Fetter wrote:
> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
>
> How about:
>
> 9.4: More ways to database
>

+1


--
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  PostgreSQL Development, 24x7 Support, Training & Services


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
vincent elschot
Дата:

On 06-05-14 14:46, Bob Lunney wrote:
On Monday, May 5, 2014 6:52 PM, Darren Duncan inspired:
>On 2014-05-05, 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
>> Example good themes include:
>>
>> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>>
>> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance

> I think that the indexable jsonb support is probably the most marketable
> feature, and that Postgres can now outperform many document-only DBMSs while
> also still being the best current relational option.  With that in mind:

> 9.4: Have Your JSON and Index It Too

> 9.4: Best of Both Worlds (relational and document)

> 9.4: All Your Documents Are Belong To Us
>
> 9.4: Fast JSON With All the ACID

> And I or others can probably think up more along those lines.

> -- Darren Duncan

9.4:  Your JSON on ACID

-- Bob Lunney


+1

Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
vincent elschot
Дата:
On 06-05-14 00:43, Josh Berkus wrote:
> All:
>
> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
> is "about".
>
> Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
> one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
> with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
> can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
> provide the text and some ideas.
>
> Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/
>
> Example good themes include:
>
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance
>
With regards to JSONB, which does seem to be
one of the biggest selling points for new users:

- Beyond the schema.
- More than just SQL.
- The schemaless  schema.
- SQL, and then some.
- SQL unlimited.
- Strictly schemaless.
- All your documents are belong to us.





Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Josh Berkus
Дата:
On 05/06/2014 07:05 AM, Petr Jelinek wrote:
> On 06/05/14 01:14, David Fetter wrote:
>> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
>> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
>>
>> How about:
>>
>> 9.4: More ways to database
>>
>
> +1

Why am I thinking:

"It's a SQL Database!"

"No, it's a document database!"

"SQL!"

"Document!"

... dammit, what was that a commercial for?  Anyone remember?


--
Josh Berkus
PostgreSQL Experts Inc.
http://pgexperts.com


Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
David Fetter
Дата:
On Tue, May 06, 2014 at 09:55:33AM -0700, Josh Berkus wrote:
> On 05/06/2014 07:05 AM, Petr Jelinek wrote:
> > On 06/05/14 01:14, David Fetter wrote:
> >> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
> >> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
> >>
> >> How about:
> >>
> >> 9.4: More ways to database
> >>
> >
> > +1
>
> Why am I thinking:
>
> "It's a SQL Database!"
>
> "No, it's a document database!"
>
> "SQL!"
>
> "Document!"
>
> ... dammit, what was that a commercial for?  Anyone remember?

There was a Parkay margarine commercial long ago that went something
like that.  And of course, there's the timeless Saturday Night Live
skit featuring a product that combined the functions of dessert
topping and floor wax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATUNwV3EWTE

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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Michael Alan Brewer
Дата:
Now I'm starting to think of slogans like "Postgres: More Than SQL". (Of course, I'm still working on a PostgreSQL jingle, so...)

---Michael Brewer
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On Tue, May 6, 2014 at 1:10 PM, David Fetter <david@fetter.org> wrote:
On Tue, May 06, 2014 at 09:55:33AM -0700, Josh Berkus wrote:
> On 05/06/2014 07:05 AM, Petr Jelinek wrote:
> > On 06/05/14 01:14, David Fetter wrote:
> >> With utmost respect, these are all pretty generic, and could have
> >> applied back to just about any recent previous version.
> >>
> >> How about:
> >>
> >> 9.4: More ways to database
> >>
> >
> > +1
>
> Why am I thinking:
>
> "It's a SQL Database!"
>
> "No, it's a document database!"
>
> "SQL!"
>
> "Document!"
>
> ... dammit, what was that a commercial for?  Anyone remember?

There was a Parkay margarine commercial long ago that went something
like that.  And of course, there's the timeless Saturday Night Live
skit featuring a product that combined the functions of dessert
topping and floor wax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATUNwV3EWTE

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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Darren Duncan
Дата:
On 2014-05-06, 3:00 AM, Chris Mair wrote:
>> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
>> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
>> is "about".
>
> Perhaps
> 9.4: the universal database system
> ?

I think that, while a good slogan/market focus should be on Postgres becoming
more inclusive to data models, calling it "universal" is over broad.

When the Postgres core sans any contrib modules or extension etc becomes
computationally complete for users, meaning users can make it simulate any other
programming language or a turing machine with nothing more than they can write
from scratch at a Postgres command prompt (meaning no C etc), then we can call
it "universal".

-- Darren Duncan



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Mark Wong
Дата:

On Mon, May 5, 2014 at 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
All:

We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
is "about".

Since I'm completely out of ideas, I've convinced Mark Wong to donate
one of his irresistable Chelniks as a prize for whomever can come up
with a good, catchy theme and slogan idea for the 9.4 release which we
can pick and run with.  You don't need to design the art for this, just
provide the text and some ideas.

Chelnik:  http://pdxpug.wordpress.com/category/chelnik/

Example good themes include:

9.0: Replication Made Easy

9.2: Racecar-like Performance

9.4: Chelnik's choice of database for amigurumi around the world.

:)

Regards,
Mark

Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
gabrielle
Дата:
On Mon, May 5, 2014 at 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
All:

We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
is "about".

My top 3 thus far:

9.4 All your docs are belong to us (Darren Duncan)
9.4 More Ways to Database (David Fetter)
9.4 Your JSON on ACID (Bob Lunney)

gabrielle

Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
"Gilberto Castillo"
Дата:

> On Mon, May 5, 2014 at 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
>
>> All:
>>
>> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
>> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
>> is "about".
>>
>
> My top 3 thus far:
>
> 9.4 All your docs are belong to us (Darren Duncan)
> 9.4 More Ways to Database (David Fetter)
> 9.4 Your JSON on ACID (Bob Lunney)

It's:

All data in single manager (Todos los datos en único gestor)

>
> gabrielle


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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Gabriele Bartolini
Дата:
PostgreSQL 9.4: JSON lives

Hey ... just kidding :)

PostgreSQL 9.4: re-think your database
PostgreSQL 9.4: revolutionising your apps

Ciao,
Gabriele
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2014-05-07 15:41 GMT+02:00 Gilberto Castillo <gilberto.castillo@etecsa.cu>:
>
>
>> On Mon, May 5, 2014 at 3:43 PM, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:
>>
>>> All:
>>>
>>> We need a theme and a slogan for the 9.4 release in order to reach a lot
>>> of developers.  That is, something which summarizes what the 9.3 release
>>> is "about".
>>>
>>
>> My top 3 thus far:
>>
>> 9.4 All your docs are belong to us (Darren Duncan)
>> 9.4 More Ways to Database (David Fetter)
>> 9.4 Your JSON on ACID (Bob Lunney)
>
> It's:
>
> All data in single manager (Todos los datos en único gestor)
>
>>
>> gabrielle
>
>
> Saludos,
> Gilberto Castillo
> La Habana, Cuba
>
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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Cédric Villemain
Дата:
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance

9.4: Sweet Streams
or
9.4: Delivers Sweet Stream
?

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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Michael Alan Brewer
Дата:
PostgreSQL 9.4: More Data, More Ways

---Michael Brewer
mbrewer@gmail.com



On Wed, May 7, 2014 at 9:55 AM, Cédric Villemain <cedric@2ndquadrant.com> wrote:
> 9.0: Replication Made Easy
>
> 9.2: Racecar-like Performance

9.4: Sweet Streams
or
9.4: Delivers Sweet Stream
?

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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Korry Douglas
Дата:
9.4: Performance, Reliability, Flexibility - pick any three


             -- Korry



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
gabrielle
Дата:
On Wed, May 7, 2014 at 10:14 AM, Korry Douglas <korry.douglas@enterprisedb.com> wrote:

9.4: Performance, Reliability, Flexibility - pick any three

Ooooh I like that one, too.

Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
"Gilberto Castillo"
Дата:

> On Wed, May 7, 2014 at 10:14 AM, Korry Douglas <
> korry.douglas@enterprisedb.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> 9.4: Performance, Reliability, Flexibility - pick any three
>>
>
> Ooooh I like that one, too.

+1 Flexibility




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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Darren Duncan
Дата:
On 2014-05-07, 10:14 AM, Korry Douglas wrote:
> 9.4: Performance, Reliability, Flexibility - pick any three

I like that one, or something along the lines of it. -- Darren Duncan



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Josh Berkus
Дата:
Korry Douglas wins:

http://www.databasesoup.com/2014/05/94-theme-contest-analyzed-by-94.html

Congrats, Korry!  I'll contact you about shipping your Chelnik.

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Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Vik Fearing
Дата:
On 05/26/2014 07:50 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
> Korry Douglas wins:
>
> http://www.databasesoup.com/2014/05/94-theme-contest-analyzed-by-94.html
>
> Congrats, Korry!  I'll contact you about shipping your Chelnik.
>

I voted against that one because I think it's way too much like sqlite's
slogan (Small. Fast. Reliable.
Choose any three.) but I guess the people have spoken.

--
Vik



Re: Contest: Theme, Slogan for 9.4

От
Josh Berkus
Дата:
On 05/26/2014 11:24 AM, Vik Fearing wrote:
> On 05/26/2014 07:50 PM, Josh Berkus wrote:
>> Korry Douglas wins:
>>
>> http://www.databasesoup.com/2014/05/94-theme-contest-analyzed-by-94.html
>>
>> Congrats, Korry!  I'll contact you about shipping your Chelnik.
>>
>
> I voted against that one because I think it's way too much like sqlite's
> slogan (Small. Fast. Reliable.
> Choose any three.) but I guess the people have spoken.
>

It wasn't my favorite either, mostly because it's not very specific to
9.4.  However, there isn't much ambiguity in the voting.

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