Looking for someone to graphic design 9.4 flyer

Folks:

I have an idea for a 9.4 flyer.  It would use the "NoSQL on ACID" emblem
on one side, and on the other, the concept of "It's a Relational
Database!  It's a Document Database! It's Both!".

This concept would be based on this famous American comedy sketch:

https://screen.yahoo.com/shimmer-floor-wax-000000185.html

In it, Chevy Chase promotes Shimmer as both a Floor Wax and a Dessert
Topping.

Problem is ... my computer graphic design skills suck.  So I'm looking
for someone who can create this concept for a flyer.

More shots:
http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_0010_07_New_Shimmer.png

Any takers?

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Josh Berkus
PostgreSQL Experts Inc.
http://pgexperts.com