Re: Slogans for 9.2

On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:13:00 -0800, Josh Berkus <josh@agliodbs.com> wrote:

Folks,

Postgres 9.2 is shaping up to be a "performance" release; that is, we

have several different performance features which may speed up response

times and throughput by multiples for many common workloads.  Also, we

could stand to counteract some of the "relational databases are slow"

propaganda being promulgated by the NoSQL camp.

As such, I'd like to come up with a short (as in 3 to 7 words) slogan

for 9.2, centered around speed. These are to be used in promotional

materials: shirt, poster, flyers.  For example:

"Fastest Database Yet"

"Your Database, Accelerated"

"Features + Speed = Awesome"

"Make Way for Speeding Elephants"

I'm not thrilled with any of those, so, ideas?

"Does more. Costs less."

ZettaData (not really, but it pokes at Oracle's use of ExaData).

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