Shortcut for defining triggers

Sorry if this is old, but I couldn't find it in the archives...

How difficult would it be to provide a means to define a trigger in one
statement? Something like a combination of CREATE TRIGGER and CREATE
FUNCTION? Being able to define them seperately is awesome for generic
cases where you can use one function for a bunch of different tables,
but it's a pain in the cases where you need a unique trigger for one
table.
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